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		<title>How To Un Fitch Yourself</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 00:18:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mike Jeffries, I miss PR and marketing. Especially crisis management, which is my favorite. (I am an adrenaline junkie with ADHD, it was perfect for me.) I&#8217;d like to help you fix this. Not because I like you or your brand &#8211; both of which are, if you ask me, pretty shitty &#8211; but [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alyssaroyse.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10427317&#038;post=1586&#038;subd=alyssaroyse&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Kiss</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Not Creeping, But&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:01:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alyssa Royse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear insanely, oh-my-gawd-so-beautiful, man on the street corner in Seattle this morning, I wish I could tell you that it&#8217;s been a while since I was so dumb-struck by pure physical beauty as I was standing next to you, waiting for the light to change. Well, it&#8217;s not quite dumb-struck, I had a thousand things [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alyssaroyse.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10427317&#038;post=1536&#038;subd=alyssaroyse&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Some Days Are Dark</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 18:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alyssa Royse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some days are darker than others. And wet. Like when the light that usually shines from you, making everything seem possible is obscured with tears. You don&#8217;t know where they come from any more than where the sun is hiding or the rain came from. Just that it&#8217;s natural, and normal, and that on any [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alyssaroyse.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10427317&#038;post=1503&#038;subd=alyssaroyse&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Paleo Study Results</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2012 01:43:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alyssa Royse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I tend to geek out on things. Probably because I&#8217;m a geek. I&#8217;ve been &#8220;mostly paleo-ish&#8221; for a while, with a very hardcore stint that was eye-opening. It was eye-opening because, although I really didn&#8217;t want to, I felt incredible. ( I didn&#8217;t want to because I didn&#8217;t want to believe that I shouldn&#8217;t be [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alyssaroyse.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10427317&#038;post=1488&#038;subd=alyssaroyse&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Strong Sexy Sexuality</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2012 00:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alyssa Royse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My dear friend, the amazingly talented photographer Tim Aguero, took some amazing photos of me last year, on my birthday. I was turning 42, and felt, really the sexiest I had ever felt in my life. I was truly single for the first time in ages &#8211; by choice, having decided to stop dating just [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alyssaroyse.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10427317&#038;post=1483&#038;subd=alyssaroyse&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Go Away With Your Bad Words</title>
		<link>http://alyssaroyse.wordpress.com/2012/10/30/go-away-with-your-bad-words/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 15:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alyssa Royse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The fog outside is what a lazy writer would call a blanket. I&#8217;m not lazy, I just haven&#8217;t had enough coffee, and the blanket of fog is stopping the sun from coming in, so my pores don&#8217;t know it&#8217;s time to get up. 6 minutes past time, actually. We are on the second pot, from [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alyssaroyse.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10427317&#038;post=1472&#038;subd=alyssaroyse&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sagging Beauty</title>
		<link>http://alyssaroyse.wordpress.com/2012/10/23/sagging-beauty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 01:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alyssa Royse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was just at Walgreens, picking up some sundries, which is never my favorite activity. I&#8217;ve been running around all day, and was still in the sweaty lycra that I had worn to CrossFit a few hours ago. It doesn&#8217;t hide much, at all, though it would never occur to me that I had much [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alyssaroyse.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10427317&#038;post=1464&#038;subd=alyssaroyse&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Can Save At Least One Kid, Or Not&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://alyssaroyse.wordpress.com/2012/10/10/i-can-save-at-least-one-kid-or-not/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 21:44:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alyssa Royse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fall has arrived in Seattle in typical fashion. Overnight, it just happened. It&#8217;s cold outside, there are leaves on the ground, it looks like it might rain at any moment (and not stop for months.) So when I see a 3 year-old, standing on the street corner alone, in a t-shirt, it seems even more [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alyssaroyse.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10427317&#038;post=1457&#038;subd=alyssaroyse&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Save Your Buckyballs!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 23:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alyssa Royse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My oldest is sick, so, since I&#8217;m not getting much done today anyway, I feel the need to pen a quick defense of Buckyballs, maybe the world&#8217;s greatest toy for everybody who is ever bored, ever. They call themselves an &#8220;adult toy,&#8221; to make clear that it is not for children. I can&#8217;t use that [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alyssaroyse.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10427317&#038;post=1430&#038;subd=alyssaroyse&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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