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11 Questions To Ask Your Partner

January 29, 2016
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11 Questions To Ask Your Partner If You Want A Slow and Agonizing Way Out Of Your Relationship

  1. If I didn’t exist, which one of your co-workers / friends / clients would you want to hook up with?
  2. If you could change anything about my body, what would it be?
  3. If you met me now, instead of when we met, would you still want to go out with me?
  4. What’s the one thing that you know I’ll never do sexually that you think about and really wish I would do?
  5. How am I different from the person you always thought you’d wind up with?
  6. What’s the most important thing that you gave up to be with me?
  7. If I gain – or lose – a ton of weight, would you still want to fuck me?
  8. What drives you the most crazy, in the bad way, about me?
  9. Besides me, what was the best sex you ever had?
  10. Which one of my friends would you hook up with if I didn’t exist?
  11. What do you miss most about your life before we got together?

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. January 29, 2016 3:29 pm

    This is hilarious. And so true.

  2. January 30, 2016 2:45 am

    Great questions. I actually asked my husband # 3 ages ago.

  3. February 6, 2016 11:06 pm

    Oh goodness- at first I read this as things to actually ask them… and I was thinking “why on earth would I want to ask him what he could change about my body?? I can’t change it!” I should read headers better 🙂

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